Saturday, April 01, 2006

And now, for a change of pace...





Barry & Mark...Mark & Barry. Along with ole Jose, they are serious steroid users...the difference, Jose admitted to juicing...he even named his auto-bio along those lines. But Mark and Barry haven't got any balls...'roids shrink them up, so that must be why they don't admit that they are the top notch cheaters that they are.

Mark has a little leeway. Everyone liked him and he didn't go out of his way to piss off the entire planet...whereas Barry just got nasty as a junkie without a fix...(OH! well...come to think about it...) Now that there is pretty incontrovertible evidence against Bonds, his stats are gonna get hammered...and I say GOOD! GREAT!!! WONDERFUL!!! Mark is not quite as well centered on the bullseye as Barry, but his turn will come...Selig just announced today that a big time investigation in to 'roid use will begin now...I'll bet that doofus from the players union felt his little-bitty (I am guessing, I don't know personally), boy parts shrivel up on that one. The union will be screaming "privacy" and, if they are not careful, they will destroy baseball...(think about the season-long NHL strike last year...a whole year without professional hockey...and 99% of Americans (legal ones) didn't even notice)...baseball has it's work cut out for it...and that work includes crushing Bonds, Mac and any other SOB who cheated his way into the record books.


As I see it the best way to end Bonds reign of terror is for all pitchers to refuse to throw one ball when he is up...A very close pal of mine suggested that, and I hope it catches on...not just to Bonds, but to others who cheated...and the players know who the hell the users are...so it isn't like it'd be speculative...
Funny how Bonds attempt to injunction the book outlining his malfeasance wasn't based on the accuracy (or lack thereof) of the book, only that the authors had used secret Grand Jury testimony to make some of their allegations...in other words...HE CANNOT SUE THEM FOR TELLING THE TRUTH, so he tried to stop them any way his shyster lawyers could...happily, the judge saw thru this...

What has happened to Americas "pastime"?

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