Felonious fashion

In our continuing effort to bring you the best of the worst, I submit the above photo. In it are depicted one Andrew Solomon and a young woman named Sheehan. They are at Alice Tully Hall in NYC for a meeting of a poetry organization. Such (alleged) luminaries as Streep and Alda were there to read.
Why do I show you Mr. Solomon??? Well, take a look at his attire...when I first saw this picture I thought he might be in the Guatemalan air force (if there is one) or at the very least a doorman in Greenwich Village...but he is neither.
He is just another tacky "LOOK AT ME" sort of individual, the sort who must not, under any circumstances, be emulated.
Ms. Sheehans attire I won't get in to...his is hard enough on my eyes...