POLO???

OK...so Christie Brinkley's husband (#4) Peter Cook had an affair with a 19 year old kid out there in the Hamptons. Granted, that is something sure to make a high maintenance woman like Christie freak out...Understandably. OTOH...if you have ever had a conversation with Ms. Brinkley, you would want to run as fast as you can to somewhere or someone whose IQ and bra size are not equal. Altho it appears that Mr. Cook just has a thing for really young girls and Christies lack of actual intellect didn't seem to bother him...
Christie is a self appointed expert on Nuclear Power...(she is opposed, and sometimes cites Three Mile Island (TMI) as why) {SIDEBAR: TMI was entirely media hysteria...more people died at Chappaquiddick than at TMI}
She is also PETA and on and on and on to the point of vomit. But now comes the thing that I find the very most insulting: The Mercedes-Benz Polo series at Bridgehampton polo Club this year is "just not the same" with Christie being absent...ARE YOU SHITTIN' ME??? She is a fucking spectator...she isn't playing in the match! That is pretty damned good polo, if any of the self-described beautiful people in the M-B tent bothered to look at the field...but since CB is hiding out in CA with her kids, it just ain't the same...
I wonder if Usma has the grid coordinates for the Hamptons???

{SIDEBAR #2: The mother of the 19 year old claims that Cook took her daughters "innocence"...ah huh! Maybe Mom shoulda told her that when a man gives you a job and a car et al, if he isn't your dad, then he is expecting something in return beyond a thank you note. Anyone else see a lawsuit coming??? and the kid isn't even very pretty or well spoken...Oi!}