Artie...

Here we have young Arthur Sulzberger, Jr. The honcho at the New York Times...a job he earned the old fashioned way, by inheriting it from his daddy.
Artie is a couple of bagels short of a deli platter and the paper is not doing as well as it could/should. There have been layoffs. There is talk of more.
To illustrate Arties special genius the following is submitted...at the recent shareholders meeting of the New York Times, Artie took to the stage and announced that if there were any deaf people out in the audience who needed his speech to be signed, please raise their hands.
(think about it)
The Times is doomed.