Miami Vice

Well, it appears some more of those Hollywood-types are remaking the old TV shows again, this time for theatrical release. This continues to demonstrate that Hollywood is totally and completely befret of ideas, so they return to the well of yesteryear...but they never ever do a good job when they go to that well...in fact, they blow it...(pun intended).
Now they have remade the 1980's thriller series MIAMI VICE...as it happens, I was a fan of the TV series and watched it when I could...to the folks who remade it and to the actors who play in it I have only this to say:
There is ONE Sonny Crockett and ONE Ricardo Tubbs...they are pictured above...and you ain't them...and you never will be.