FAREWELL FATTY...

Well, it seems old tons of nothing special Star Jones is leaving the chick-show the VIEW...Apparently her extraordinary tackiness in asking sponsors for freebies to her wedding last year (to a gay guy), has caused the network to finally bounce her greasy ass.
A little review...she used to be a lawyer...(in the same way that Monica Lewinsky is an astro-physicist). If memory serves, fat Star showed up about ten years ago to give commentary on legal cases involving black defendants...CNN was one place where she proved that just about anything that breathes can get a law degree these days. I remember an angry outburst by her on CNN one day when she was shown to not really know much about law after all...all of the other lawyers on the show just laughed out loud at her.
Anyway, she was also one of the largest human beings (and I use human advisedly) on earth...at a party in the Hamptons once, she served herself lobster while her guests ate hot dogs...she "wrote" a book about how to get ahead in life (ah huh!) in which she detailed the first time she and hubby Al Reynolds made love...she described it in rapturous depth. Amazing when you recall that ole Al is famous for taking it in but not giving it out...I guess it would be pretty cool for a fat pig-woman to make a gay guy get erect...but I really doubt it happened.

She had her stomach by-passed and lost weight, prior to which she was never more than a case of Twinkies away from being re-named Planet Jones....but she was incapable of saying that she had surgical help, so she pretended that she lost it thru diet and Pilates...a lie not missed by many...not the least of whom is tubby butch Rosie O'Donnell who is scheduled to join the VIEW later this year...she and Star are apparently not pals, and Star decided not to take on Rosie in front of a TV camera, where I am sure Rosie would have stomped Jones into dust,(albeit a massive pile thereof) in that Jones is stupid in such a profound way...

What is even better about all of this is that Jones doesn't have any offers from the media now...and, if God is watching, she will disappear from the consicousness of the entire country, if not the world. At least until her divorce.

In closing I must call attention to something particularly amusing and scary at the same time...granted, she has slimmed down her ponderous bulk...but note that her head is still massive...as in Jack-0-Lantern large...and with that smile, she could be confused with a Halloween pumpkin quite easily.
Just sayin' ...